Funny Love Quotes & Sayings

. -Adrienne Gusoff
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

-Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.

-Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

-Albert Einstein
The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”

-Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

-Anonymous
When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.

-Anonymous
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

-Bette Midler
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

-Brendan Francis
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.

-Cher
By the time you swear you’re his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.

-Dorothy Parker
I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.

-Dudley Moore
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

-Erma Bombeck
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

-Fran Lebowitz
It is impossible to love and be wise.

-Francis Bacon
Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.

-Friedrich Nietzsche
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

-Fulton J. Sheen


Sometimes it is necessary to set emotions aside and see the humor in love. Funny love quotes are great examples of witnessing love from on the outside, free of the pains and emotion involved in building lasting relationships. These funny love quotes are the result of great minds observing love and finding humor within the strongest human emotion. Take time to enjoy some funny quotes about love that remind us that love isn’t always serious.

Romantic Love Quotes & Sayings

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”

-Judy Garland
“Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.”


-Oscar Wilde
“Love is an energy which exists of itself. It is its own value.”

-Thornton Wilder
“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”

-Friedrich Nietzsche
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”

-Aristotle
“Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible – it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could.”

-Barbara De Angelis
“Where there is love there is life.”

-Gandhi

There is something about romantic love quotes that capture the essence of human connection and outline the beauty that is love. Some romantic love quotes are taken with a grain of salt, some are meant, and some are forever immortalized as being some of the best words ever spoken to another. A romantic love quote has the power to change lives. Here is a collection of love quotes that have undoubtedly impacted people to their very core.

Music Love Quotes

Music Love Quotes & Sayings

“Won’t you descend from the throne, from where you sit?
Let me feel your love one more time before I abandon it.”

-Bob Dylan
“If I can reach the stars,
Pull one down for you,
Shine it on my heart
So you could see the truth”

-Eric Clapton
“You want me to act like we’ve never kissed
You want to forget; pretend we’ve never met
And I’ve tried and I’ve tried, but I haven’t yet…
You walk by, and I fall to pieces”

-Patsy Cline
“You just call on me brother if you need a friend.
We all need somebody to lean on.
I just might have a problem that you’ll understand.
We all need somebody to lean on.”

-Bill Withers
“Our love has fallen around us
Like we said it never could
We saw it happen to all the others
But to us it never would
Well, how could something so bad, darling
Come from something that was so good?
I don’t know”

-Bruce Springsteen
“Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go.
You have made my life complete and I love you so.
Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfill.
For, my darlin’, I love you and I always will.”

-Elvis Presley
“Well, you are the one that makes me sad
And you are the one that makes me glad
When someday you want me
I’ll be there; just wait and see”

-The Crickets

The artistic side of love quotes are some of the most memorable phrases ever offered to humanity. Legendary artists throughout the history of music have been writing about their pain and joy involved with love. Some of the most inspirational and heart wrenching pieces of music have to do with love gained or lost. Here some of the best music love quotes as presented by artists and musicians who quite frankly, usually express feelings in a more articulate manner than ourselves.

If you have it [Love], you don’t need to have anything else, and if you don’t have it, it doesn’t matter much what else you have.

@>~~~ Say it. When u say the words ''I love u" they should carry with them the desire to show someone that u love them, not what u simply want to feel. When u say it makesure u really mean it and are willing to do anything for what that special person.

@>~~~Emphatize. Put yourself in someone else's shoes.Rather than impose your own expexpectations or attemp to control them, to understand how they feel, where they come from, and who there are .Realize how they could also love you back just as well

@>~~~Expect nothing in return .That doesn't mean you should allow someone to mistreat or undervalue you .It means that giving love does not guarantee receiving love. Try loving just for the sake of love.

@>~~~Realize it can be lost. If u realize that you can lose the one you love,then you have a greater appreciation of what you have .

@>~~~Never stop loving. Even you have hurt before you should not stop giving love.

 

Love quotes

One does not fall “in” or “out” of love. One grows in love.

                               

  Within you, I lose myself. Without you,  I find myself wanting to be lost again.

Love is the only satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.

Love is a puzzle posed by the emotions and not likely to be solved by reason. 

We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
   

There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love when they no longer love each other.

Love is like a glass door… sometimes you don’t see it, and it smacks you right in your face.

Funny Love Quotes

                   Love is like heaven, 

                but it can hurt like hell.